baby talk

For those struggling to understand their infant, here are a few answers to that timeless question "what on earth are you trying to say?"

Poonee - spoon

Bardee - bus
Puganeenee - pudding

Sockaseesee - sausage

Baboo - balloon

Wabbabee - jabba the hutt

Geeves - what ho jeeves

Agoo - hello daddy, I am delighted to see you, thankyou for working so hard today to provide for me and mummy

Waaaaaaaaaa - I say, I do appear to have soiled myself most thoroughly, and would find it decidedly convenient if you would wipe all the excrement off my private regions, and change my underwear, there's a good fellow.

Geegee - ah, you made a humorous face! How amusing

Uuoowaaann - I feel the overwhelning urge to flail my limbs about wildly.

Waaaaaaaaaa - By Jove, I am parched of hunger, and demand sustenance forthwith, and at the double.

Cooooo - pretty colours!

Errrrrr - I know you have been rocking me for the past 5 hours, but this does not mean I will allow you to stop. Kindly resume, or I will begin foaming at the mouth.

Booby - teddy bear

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - I'm not really sure what I want, but Ill be confounded if I'm going to let you get away with not giving it to me.

Please bear in mind that in a baby's world there only exist 2 states of being - crying, and about to cry.

Happy parenting!